1. |
katie quit (nice3)
02:30
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katie quit leaving your hair in the drain
i won't let you in when i get my own place
i won't be around when i turn 16
gonna drive my friends to the dairy queen
i wish i was a bug named faye
i'd buzz around your room all night
i'd live under your red sox hat
and check your hair for leaves and lint and lice
doesn't that sound nice
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2. |
dud
03:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Yn3vvuKPA
someone
drank from the
carton
someone drew
faces
on the dry
erase board
in permanent
marker
i stay in all
summer
in stay in all
winter
can you hear the
filter
humming
i'm feeling like a dud
can you get me out of the
dirt
wow is
that the same
person
who we graduated
with
they seem
different
now
wow is
that the same
question
that i asked you
last month
when we met the
first time
sorry
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3. |
was funny
03:04
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4. |
y
03:00
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y would i sign up for this
i am stumbling
over carpeting
y would i want to deshell
i feel drunk and full
and full of myself
y do i wish if not to have more to wish for
use my third to get a fourth
y should i be confident
another dense
exceptionalist
y should i be what you need
i feel stoned and mean
i mean i don't know
y should i want love if not so i can love more
does this annoy or just bore
i can like you without laughing
i can like you without love
i can prepare all my lunches
i can bag them the day of
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5. |
garden2
03:11
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holy mother mary wearing dirty winter socks
breakfast in bread saunas while she's
squinting at the clock and scoffs
the sink stays cold and moldy
while the radio plays oldies all day long
stop and go through roadkill let's grow fonder to the fumes
inhale ads for ad blocker
exhale the morning news i saw her
crying in a Costco, saw her buying
brooms and bar soap and perfume
and all the world sings:
oh, mother, fill my dreams with candy
and i'll stay here while you clean
dig up flowers, plant new weeds
and all the world sings:
oh, mother, fill my dreams with candy
or that pain inside your heart
will come for you in the dark
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6. |
halfwayday
03:27
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nathan's sittin chewin on his shirt sleeve
don't you stick your tongue at me
teacher man
i want to go to bed
i've got a joke for you
why was 1 afraid of 2
look how i can sit calm body
look how i can bundle straws
half way day from the sky to the plain line
all the crocs are at the assembly
i don't like him so he can't sit next to me
how do you spell ball
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7. |
waterpunch
02:23
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water punching at my window
water punching through my walls
water hissing at my bedframe
sunk into a sunken couch
water punching at window
plug the cracks with crazy glue
plug your ears with corn and Crisco
speak when you are spoken to
wrap me in your
fingernails are
green with dirt your
mouth is stale your
eyes are bedbugs
crawl all over
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8. |
snot rocket
02:13
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9. |
important people
02:55
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chewed up two left feet
chewing through
my cheek tastes like rubber and
when you bend
i bend cuz
i love you so much fun
dressed like halloween
i am a mutant at your work christmas party
aspirating ice cream and coffee
coughing through polyester napkins
could you slap me on the back
or maybe stab it repeatedly
anything
i am a drama queen
the dj plays the dancing queen
the air is fake and so are
you are drawing blanks
i am drawing cubes
compulsive itch
i am afraid of everything
apparently
suspicious minds
elvis playing live
in the divey dive bar bathroom
there are tvs in here
3 tvs in the bathroom
the air is fake and so are
you are drawing blanks
i am drawing cubes
compulsive itch
i am afraid of everything
the air is fake and so am
i am drawing blanks
cannot tie
my tie will choke me out
what a way to
embarrass you
in front of
important people
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10. |
ted
03:02
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ted wears a dog suit to the
dog park on sixth street and he
sniffs all the hydrants and he
gets in a fight with someone's
house alarm spaniel it was
chewing through sandals it was
yipping at children he feels
proud to defend them
ted wears a dog suit to the
drug store by james field and he's
browsing through canned meats when he
sees this old lady try to
pocket some Altoids so he
runs up on all fours and starts
barking his ass off
I could hear from the back door
I was sitting on milk crates
I was out for a smoke break
I come in and he's out cold
she goes, "clean up in dry foods"
I play golf on my cell phone
she calls animal control
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11. |
cobweb diem
03:16
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i am embarrassed
on the corner where men
in faded foreheads
flick still-lit cigarettes
into traffic
we walk through the rain!
we walk through a parade!
i can seize the day!
i can celebrate!
with your family
unselfconsciously
i can seize the day!
i can celebrate!
cinco de mayo
a thousand miles from my home
mid-conversation
am i full of shit
i can be a dick
i can be addict
in the car
in hell
do you love yourself
at the gas station
what sounds genuine
that already feels wrong
premeditating off-the-cuff
in the parking lot
i keep waking up
cobwebs on my lungs
by tonight i'll shake them off
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12. |
wannabe
02:56
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13. |
clock radio
02:24
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neon glow
o my clock radio
cackles fusion jazz
stings my skin
some sickly goad
i could call in sick
i could call in and quit
i could find a new job
where i don't have to clean up
public bathrooms
or any bathrooms
for that matter
neon glow
o my clock radio
spits up bad reviews
of the spiderman reboot
interrupts my dreams
shopping idly for groceries
we weren't even buying anything
we were just browsing
through the frozen foods
and i felt nice with you
maybe next time
we can do dishes
i will wash if you will dry
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14. |
i bought a pair of pants
01:53
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work is dumb
no it's not but i'm tired
and i wanna disengage
and watch giant plinko
i don't wanna make stuff
until i'm angry at myself
for letting myself get
sold another thing that
doesn't help me grow
it just keeps me thinking
that everyone will hate me
if i don't look enough like them
i am vain i bought a pair of pants
online for $40 and they look
like i'm trying and
i'm afraid of trying
so i put them in my closet
and i didn't say anything
to anyone about it
i am vain i am vain
i wanna break
every mirror in my house
i am complaining
about the dumbest things
i am vain i am vain
i will clean my fish's tank
unless i spend the next two hours
scrolling through strangers'
personal lives
i don't know why
it's so hard to be loud
and so hard to be quiet
it's so easy to sleep in
nobody stays on a diet
when you call it a diet
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