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How about there was a dog named fickly who was so fickly he pooped fickles

by plant 9000

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katiekatkatkat I don't even want to pick a favorite track every one is so darn good. Plant9000 is wildly productive and everything holds up so well. This album is a classic to come back to but the work you are sharing is creativity in its purest form. Favorite track: dud.
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1.
katie quit leaving your hair in the drain i won't let you in when i get my own place i won't be around when i turn 16 gonna drive my friends to the dairy queen i wish i was a bug named faye i'd buzz around your room all night i'd live under your red sox hat and check your hair for leaves and lint and lice doesn't that sound nice
2.
dud 03:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Yn3vvuKPA someone drank from the carton someone drew faces on the dry erase board in permanent marker i stay in all summer in stay in all winter can you hear the filter humming i'm feeling like a dud can you get me out of the dirt wow is that the same person who we graduated with they seem different now wow is that the same question that i asked you last month when we met the first time sorry
3.
was funny 03:04
4.
y 03:00
y would i sign up for this i am stumbling over carpeting y would i want to deshell i feel drunk and full and full of myself y do i wish if not to have more to wish for use my third to get a fourth y should i be confident another dense exceptionalist y should i be what you need i feel stoned and mean i mean i don't know y should i want love if not so i can love more does this annoy or just bore i can like you without laughing i can like you without love i can prepare all my lunches i can bag them the day of
5.
garden2 03:11
holy mother mary wearing dirty winter socks breakfast in bread saunas while she's squinting at the clock and scoffs the sink stays cold and moldy while the radio plays oldies all day long stop and go through roadkill let's grow fonder to the fumes inhale ads for ad blocker exhale the morning news i saw her crying in a Costco, saw her buying brooms and bar soap and perfume and all the world sings: oh, mother, fill my dreams with candy and i'll stay here while you clean dig up flowers, plant new weeds and all the world sings: oh, mother, fill my dreams with candy or that pain inside your heart will come for you in the dark
6.
halfwayday 03:27
nathan's sittin chewin on his shirt sleeve don't you stick your tongue at me teacher man i want to go to bed i've got a joke for you why was 1 afraid of 2 look how i can sit calm body look how i can bundle straws half way day from the sky to the plain line all the crocs are at the assembly i don't like him so he can't sit next to me how do you spell ball
7.
waterpunch 02:23
water punching at my window water punching through my walls water hissing at my bedframe sunk into a sunken couch water punching at window plug the cracks with crazy glue plug your ears with corn and Crisco speak when you are spoken to wrap me in your fingernails are green with dirt your mouth is stale your eyes are bedbugs crawl all over
8.
snot rocket 02:13
9.
chewed up two left feet chewing through my cheek tastes like rubber and when you bend i bend cuz i love you so much fun dressed like halloween i am a mutant at your work christmas party aspirating ice cream and coffee coughing through polyester napkins could you slap me on the back or maybe stab it repeatedly anything i am a drama queen the dj plays the dancing queen the air is fake and so are you are drawing blanks i am drawing cubes compulsive itch i am afraid of everything apparently suspicious minds elvis playing live in the divey dive bar bathroom there are tvs in here 3 tvs in the bathroom the air is fake and so are you are drawing blanks i am drawing cubes compulsive itch i am afraid of everything the air is fake and so am i am drawing blanks cannot tie my tie will choke me out what a way to embarrass you in front of important people
10.
ted 03:02
ted wears a dog suit to the dog park on sixth street and he sniffs all the hydrants and he gets in a fight with someone's house alarm spaniel it was chewing through sandals it was yipping at children he feels proud to defend them ted wears a dog suit to the drug store by james field and he's browsing through canned meats when he sees this old lady try to pocket some Altoids so he runs up on all fours and starts barking his ass off I could hear from the back door I was sitting on milk crates I was out for a smoke break I come in and he's out cold she goes, "clean up in dry foods" I play golf on my cell phone she calls animal control
11.
cobweb diem 03:16
i am embarrassed on the corner where men in faded foreheads flick still-lit cigarettes into traffic we walk through the rain! we walk through a parade! i can seize the day! i can celebrate! with your family unselfconsciously i can seize the day! i can celebrate! cinco de mayo a thousand miles from my home mid-conversation am i full of shit i can be a dick i can be addict in the car in hell do you love yourself at the gas station what sounds genuine that already feels wrong premeditating off-the-cuff in the parking lot i keep waking up cobwebs on my lungs by tonight i'll shake them off
12.
wannabe 02:56
13.
clock radio 02:24
neon glow o my clock radio cackles fusion jazz stings my skin some sickly goad i could call in sick i could call in and quit i could find a new job where i don't have to clean up public bathrooms or any bathrooms for that matter neon glow o my clock radio spits up bad reviews of the spiderman reboot interrupts my dreams shopping idly for groceries we weren't even buying anything we were just browsing through the frozen foods and i felt nice with you maybe next time we can do dishes i will wash if you will dry
14.
work is dumb no it's not but i'm tired and i wanna disengage and watch giant plinko i don't wanna make stuff until i'm angry at myself for letting myself get sold another thing that doesn't help me grow it just keeps me thinking that everyone will hate me if i don't look enough like them i am vain i bought a pair of pants online for $40 and they look like i'm trying and i'm afraid of trying so i put them in my closet and i didn't say anything to anyone about it i am vain i am vain i wanna break every mirror in my house i am complaining about the dumbest things i am vain i am vain i will clean my fish's tank unless i spend the next two hours scrolling through strangers' personal lives i don't know why it's so hard to be loud and so hard to be quiet it's so easy to sleep in nobody stays on a diet when you call it a diet

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released May 20, 2018

songs by bill
mastered by the immaculate chuck z
thanks lou for always listening

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